Sex With The Door Open

Who leaves their door open during sex when they live with a roommate? And before I get any comments about this being an open invitation to join, Its not. If you think you have the place to yourself make sure to lock the door so there isn't that awkward moment when you realize your roommate is now walking to his bedroom. Maybe this isn't that big of the deal, but when your pleasure noises sound like a dying cat, I think the importance of closing and locking the door is an important one.

Now the more important rule of this game is, make sure that your roommate second bathroom door is completely shut. The one that faces right into your room, you know the one that has clear view to your bed.

Yes this past week has been an awkward one and there are some things peoples shouldn't become to comfortable with. I am sure however good you think you are, that image which you have where you are performing just like a porn is incredibly inaccurate. You are farther from Jenna Jamison and closer to American Pie than you think.

And now some rules for when you are living with a roommate.

1. NO SEX IN THE KITCHEN
2. NO SEX IN THE LIVING ROOM
3. CLOSE YOUR BEDROOM DOOR (Unless you are inviting a third party)
4. DUE NOT USE THE LAST OF ANYTHING
5. DUE NOT GO THROUGH ROOMMATES BEDROOM
6. NO AWKWARD SEXUAL DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
7. AND NO DUCK FACE SELFIES (this is for your own good)

Until the next post remember "There is no sex in the champagne room"