So Wikipedia defines Snapchat as
"a photo messaging application developed by Evan Spiegel, Bobby Murphy, and Reggie Brown, then Stanford University students. [ 4] Using the application, users can take photos, record videos, add text and drawings, and send them to a controlled list of recipients."
Really? A photo messaging application? Lets all be honest, Snapchats true use is the ability to send nude photo's to that guy you are crushing on in hopes that he doesn't take a snapshot of said photo. You may be wondering why I am singling out women, the answer is pretty simple. If a guy is sending a snapchat of his penis, stay away. There is nothing sexy about getting a flaccid pic of said junk......NOTHING!
But in all seriousness, whats the point of this application? how many people really want to see that picture of you with your three cats? who wants the picture of you standing in the Starbucks line waiting to order your Pumpkin Spice Latte? The answer No one. We as men put up with it, why? cause one night, the lady friend of yours will be drunk and lonely. That type of night when horrible mistakes are made, and she will decide she needs to feel sexy. So with that 8 drinks in shitface look going, off with the top and picture is sent.
Lets stop trying to justify our use of silly technology, if we really wanted to see picture in order to tell what is going on with your life we have Instagram. Snapchat is porn for 20 year olds, if you really want to see someone naked do the honorable thing. Go to a strip club at midnight, shamefully sit in the back and pay for real boobs to be in your face.
Speaking of strip clubs.....Next blog entry I think?
Until my next post take a selfie and post it in my comments.
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